Except, Sandra over at A Momma’s View has asked them. I’ve got nothing else to on this Saturday night as the O’s take on the Red Sox and John Oliver reruns playing on HBO On Demand. I will now sit here, answer questions and help DW eat the chocolate she had hidden.
- Are you drooling when brushing your teeth? Yes, but I try not to, but I can’t help it.
- How often do you clean your bathroom? I cleaned it today! I think it was 2 weeks ago that it was cleaned last.
- Do you ever scratch your bum or you know what…? Only when I’m at home and there are no guests
- Do you smell your own armpits? Nope. No reason for my nose to be in there
- How long do you go till you wash your hair? It’s been at least 4 years since I washed my hair
- How often do you shower? Every other day or so. Depends on how stinky I am. If I can smell myself, it’s shower time
- Have you ever pooed and then realized you had not toilet paper? Yep.
- If you run out of toilet paper what would you use to clean your bum? Baby wipes
- What’s the silliest way you spend money? On running clothes. Always need more.
- Do you feel like the tourist nobody wants to have around when you are on vacation? Sometimes I slip in tourist mode while taking photos, but otherwise I try to pretend I’m not one
- Do you misbehave when you are on vacation (thinking spring break crazy)? Nope. Totally behaved
- Have you ever vomited over someone’s shoes? Can’t say that I have.
- Did you ever get so drunk that you couldn’t remember a single thing? Nope, haven’t done that either
- What do people really dislike about you? Probably how amazing of a wife I have.
- Is there something you tend to ignore in regards to your spouse? That she’s always right
- Do you snore? I’ve never heard myself, but I’m told I do
- Does your partner snore? She’s never heard herself, but I tell her she does
- How does it make you feel when you hear snoring? like laughing
- What do you do with ear wax? Clean it out of my ears with Q-Tips
- Do you play with your boogers? Sometimes we jump on the trampoline and sometimes we play with matchbox cars and sometimes the 2 little boogers want to play Wii.
- Do you check out your napkin after blowing your nose? Only to see if I have sinus infection. No rorschach tests
- When you drop food, do you eat it still? Only at home
- When you see a person that you find gross while on the beach, what do you do? Stare in mild amusment
- Do you like to be touched? Only by those closest to me
- Do you ask people how old they are? Nope. I guess. I’m usually way off.
- What do you think of people who have more than 6 kids? That they are either tough or stupid or a bit of both
- Have you ever told someone to pluck their eyebrows? Nope
- Have your kids ever asked inappropriate questions? Of course.
- Have you ever asked a stranger where they live? Nope
- Did you ever pee on someones fence or next to someone’s house? On a fence, yes. Didn’t belong to anyone and it was 4 miles away from civilization
- Have you ever watched someone while they were… well, you know… Pee? Just DW – open door policy and all
- When you are at the gym, do you check out other people there? Yep. I like to see who I’m working out with
- While at the gym, do you wipe your equipment after using it? Yep. It’s gross when others don’t
- Do you sweat a lot? I do
- Do you sometimes put deodorant on instead of showering? You betcha
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