WTH? I yelled to you 3 times. Selective hearing much?
WTF? Could you find a more annoying song? Seriously, DO NOT listen to Numnumnum (link to lyric video in case you wanted to know the words). WTF (*why*) he insists on playing it our Alexas is beyond me. I unplugged one of them so he couldn’t play it. What’s the most annoying song your kids make you listen to?
But this is Thursday and Thursdays are for questions. What, where, why, and when all begin with W. So let’s stop wasting time talking about the letter of the day and lets ask some questions.
1. Why are bees so important?
Crash: Because they pollinate the flowers and the flowers need to be pollinated to make more flowers and without flowers we couldn’t go to weddings.
Bang: Because they make nectar and honey for you
2. Where was Jesus born?
Bang: In the stable
3. What is the largest mammal on Earth?
Crash: Elephant is the largest on land and largest anywhere is a blue whale
Bang: The dad grown-up black bear
4. Are there aliens somewhere in the universe?
Crash: Depends, right now we don’t know, but possibly.
5. If I gave you $20, what would you do with it?
Crash: Buy a $15 Google Play gift card and donate the rest to a charity.
Bang: Save it to buy a puppy
6. If you had your own museum, what would you put in it?
Crash: The history of video games.
Bang: It would be an animal museum – black bear bones, polar bear body, and an elephant skeleton in sections
7. If you had to buy yourself a gift that you couldn’t open for 5 years, what would you buy?
Crash: A car if I was old enough to drive, but I’m not. So I’d get the biggest TV I could
Bang: a baby bird in a box with holes for me to give it water and food
8. What would be something fun to fill a pool with to jump into?
Crash: A strawberry banana smoothie
Bang: corn starch water (to make nonnutonian fluid to walk on top of)
9. If you gave our family trophies, what would each of us get?
Crash: Me- for the best gamer, Bang- for being the most annoying, Dad- the best cooker and chore doer, Mom- for the best lover
Bang: Dad- bronze trophy for coming in 3rd in the car race, Mom- for coming in second in an ice cream eating race, Crash: For finishing his supper first, Me – for Gold, silver, and bronze for having the best questions in the world
10. Did you have any dreams last night?
Crash: As a matter of fact yes I did. There was a big Pokemon battle and I had Kyoger and the other guy had Groudon. Since one was fire type and one was water type, mine formed a big bubble and splashed it on Groudon. Then he was all wet, but it all evaporated off him then rained on him and evaporated and rained on him again, and so on. And it took all his energy away making the bubble evaporate.
Bang: No. I stayed awake all night.