35 Questions No One Has Asked Me

Except, Sandra over at A Momma’s View has asked them. I’ve got nothing else to on this Saturday night as the O’s take on the Red Sox and John Oliver reruns playing on HBO On Demand. I will now sit here, answer questions and help DW eat the chocolate she had hidden.

  1. Are you drooling when brushing your teeth? Yes, but I try not to, but I can’t help it.
  2. How often do you clean your bathroom? I cleaned it today! I think it was 2 weeks ago that it was cleaned last.
  3. Do you ever scratch your bum or you know what…? Only when I’m at home and there are no guests
  4. Do you smell your own armpits? Nope. No reason for my nose to be in there
  5. How long do you go till you wash your hair? It’s been at least 4 years since I washed my hair
  6. How often do you shower? Every other day or so. Depends on how stinky I am. If I can smell myself, it’s shower time
  7. Have you ever pooed and then realized you had not toilet paper? Yep.
  8. If you run out of toilet paper what would you use to clean your bum? Baby wipes
  9. What’s the silliest way you spend money? On running clothes. Always need more.
  10. Do you feel like the tourist nobody wants to have around when you are on vacation? Sometimes I slip in tourist mode while taking photos, but otherwise I try to pretend I’m not one
  11. Do you misbehave when you are on vacation (thinking spring break crazy)? Nope. Totally behaved
  12. Have you ever vomited over someone’s shoes? Can’t say that I have.
  13. Did you ever get so drunk that you couldn’t remember a single thing? Nope, haven’t done that either
  14. What do people really dislike about you? Probably how amazing of a wife I have.
  15. Is there something you tend to ignore in regards to your spouse? That she’s always right
  16. Do you snore? I’ve never heard myself, but I’m told I do
  17. Does your partner snore? She’s never heard herself, but I tell her she does
  18. How does it make you feel when you hear snoring? like laughing
  19. What do you do with ear wax? Clean it out of my ears with Q-Tips
  20. Do you play with your boogers? Sometimes we jump on the trampoline and sometimes we play with matchbox cars and sometimes the 2 little boogers want to play Wii.
  21. Do you check out your napkin after blowing your nose? Only to see if I have sinus infection. No rorschach tests
  22. When you drop food, do you eat it still? Only at home
  23. When you see a person that you find gross while on the beach, what do you do? Stare in mild amusment
  24. Do you like to be touched? Only by those closest to me
  25. Do you ask people how old they are? Nope. I guess. I’m usually way off.
  26. What do you think of people who have more than 6 kids? That they are either tough or stupid or a bit of both
  27. Have you ever told someone to pluck their eyebrows? Nope
  28. Have your kids ever asked inappropriate questions? Of course.
  29. Have you ever asked a stranger where they live? Nope
  30. Did you ever pee on someones fence or next to someone’s house? On a fence, yes. Didn’t belong to anyone and it was 4 miles away from civilization
  31. Have you ever watched someone while they were… well, you know… Pee? Just DW – open door policy and all
  32. When you are at the gym, do you check out other people there? Yep. I like to see who I’m working out with
  33. While at the gym, do you wipe your equipment after using it? Yep. It’s gross when others don’t
  34. Do you sweat a lot? I do
  35. Do you sometimes put deodorant on instead of showering? You betcha

There is no tagging. If want to answer them, feel free! 

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25 thoughts on “35 Questions No One Has Asked Me

      • Okie since I’m bored I’ll play hehehe I did warn you 😂
        1. Are you drooling when brushing your teeth? Nope. I hold it all in and then I spit. 2. How often do you clean your bathroom? When I can’t stand looking at it anymore. Every two weeks or more.

        3. Do you ever scratch your bum or you know what…? Yes when no one is looking.

        4. Do you smell your armpits? Yes. It drives hubby mad 😂 I use my other hand to touch and then I smell my hand 😂 I’m conscious of my body odour as I’ve got heightened senses.

        5. How long do you go till you wash your hair? 24 hours

        6. How often do you shower? Twice a day. Morning to wake me up and at night before bed to relax me so I can have a sound sleep.

        7. Have you ever pooed and then realized you had not toilet paper? Yes.

        8. If you run out of toilet paper what would you use to clean your bum? Tissues, Newspaper, leaves, undies liners , ummm what’s at hand? If at home jump in the shower.

        9. What’s the silliest way you spend money? Art.

        10. Do you feel like the tourist nobody wants to have around when you are on vacation? Yes . I love taking photos.

        11. Do you misbehave when you are on vacation (thinking spring break crazy)? Yes hulla dance on a bed in Hawaii in front of hubby and the kids and ended up tearing my calf muscle.

        12. Have you ever vomited over someone’s shoes? Nope see question 13.

        13. Did you ever get so drunk that you couldn’t remember a single thing? Nope. Have never been drunk before .

        14. What do people really dislike about you? I don’t fight. I run . I hate conflict.

        15. Is there something you tend to ignore in regards to your spouse? When he’s drunk.

        16. Do you snore? I’ve never heard myself, but I’m told I do

        17. Does your partner snore? Yes . Not too bad . I’ve heard worse .

        18. How does it make you feel when you hear snoring? I feel like recording it and play it back whilst the suspect sleep 😂

        19. What do you do with ear wax? Clean it out with those Asian scooping thingy

        20. Do you play with your boogers? Nope.

        21. Do you check out your napkin after blowing your nose? Yes to check if I still have stuff in my nose.

        22. When you drop food, do you eat it still? Nope. I’m a clean freak . If I can wash it and cook it then I’ll eat it after subjecting it to 100C at least
        23. When you see a person that you find gross while on the beach, what do you do? Ummm I stare then I think why not? 😂

        24. Do you like to be touched? Yes if appropriately and not sleazily.

        25. Do you ask people how old they are? Nope. I just ask them what’s their animal sign 😂

        26. What do you think of people who have more than 6 kids? Crazy?

        27. Have you ever told someone to pluck their eyebrows? Nope

        28. Have your kids ever asked inappropriate questions? Yes

        29. Have you ever asked a stranger where they live? Yes. When I’m volunteering . It’s a great conversation starter. They’ll tell me about where they live.

        30. Did you ever pee on someones fence or next to someone’s house? Yes peed in between someone’s hay bales as we were on a road trip and no loo anywhere . After my morning coffee and three hours drive it was that or burst.

        31. Have you ever watched someone while they were… well, you know… Pee? Yes my son when he’s a baby and hubby.

        32. When you are at the gym, do you check out other people there? Yes

        33. While at the gym, do you wipe your equipment after using it? Have only ever set foot in the gym once and it was an aerobics class.

        34. Do you sweat a lot? Reasonably so I don’t like the heat.

        35. Do you sometimes put deodorant on instead of showering? Nope either all or nothing 😂

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