“Day two. Seven black and white photos of your life. No people. No explanation. Challenge someone new each day.”
Thanks, A Momma’s View for the challenge
If you recall, last week was the one year anniversary of the questions episodes. I asked 23 questions all about Dad. This week, I’ve flipped it and made it all about Mom.
Mom Mom, she’s the bomb/ Rockin all night until the break of dawn…
She’s the crazy glue holding us all together. She’s the Jedi using the force to bend wills with her mind. She’s got the one ring to rule us all. If mama ain’t happy, ain’t no one happy. But all we really need to know is “because she said so, that why.”
As always, feel free to steal these questions to ask your own kids (no matter how old they are). Just be sure to tag me so I can read their answers.
1. What is something Mom always says to you?
Crash: “Go clean something” or “Get ready for school!”
Bang: Get upstairs
2. What makes Mom happy?
Crash: Trips and vacations
Bang: When Piper gives mom kisses
3. What makes Mom sad?
Crash: When she thinks of Guppie
Bang: When Piper bites mom instead of giving kisses
4. How does Mom make you laugh?
Crash: By making seriously stupid faces
Bang: When she stomps and claps when she’s copying my brother
5. What was Mom like as a child?
Crash: She liked to do crafts and play outside
Bang: She liked to play around and she loved to eat
6. How old is Mom?
Bang: 40 and a hav (he typed it himself)
7. How tall is Mom?
Bang: 8 feet
8. What is Mom’s favorite thing to do?
Crash: Color her weird circle coloring things
9. What does Mom do when you’re not here?
Crash: Clean the house and deal with work kinda sorta work situation thingys
10. If Mom becomes famous what will it be for?
Crash: For her hugs, she nearly squeezes my eye balls out!
Bang: Going on stage with Ellen DeGeneres
11. What is Mom really good at?
Crash: Making sure I have everything when I’m going somewhere like Nan’s or school
12. What is Mom not very good at?
Crash: Play Mario Kart. She says “Bastard bastard”
Bang: Going to sleep
13. What is Mom’s job?
Crash: Adult teacher
Bang: Working at work
14. What makes you proud of Mom?
Crash: Get through work days, pay the bills and keep me alive (Feed me, shelter me, etc…)
Bang: I can’t think of anything except cleaning
15. What is Mom ’s favourite food?
Crash: Chocolate macaroons
Bang: Keto diet pie!
16. What do you and Mom do together?
Crash: Snuggle and play Mario Kart sometimes
Bang: Sleep. She goes on that side of my bed and I go on this side and we sleep together
17. How are you and Mom the same?
Crash: We have the same last name and we both like chocolate
Bang: We both go to sleep at the same time and we both have a heart and brain and hands
18. If your Mom was a cartoon character who would he be?
Crash: Either Starfire from Teen Titans Go, or Diasy from Mickey Mouse
Bang: Padme Amadala
19. How are you and Mom different?
Crash: We have different middle names, She cleans and I don’t
Bang: We don’t have the same brain or skin color and she has bigger boobier boobies
20. How do you know Mom loves you?
Crash: She snuggles me and lays with me, but she doesn’t scratch my back
Bang: She kisses me
21. What does Mom like best about Dad?
Crash: That you shave your beard and you can be very silly sometimes
Bang: That you’re married and you kiss each other
22. Where is Mom ’s favorite place to go?
Bang: Haunted houses
23. How old was Mom when you were born?
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