is for Laugh. It is the best medicine after all. And what better way to laugh than at funny answers to questions we ask our kids.
This is a regular Thursday occurrence here at All In A Dad’s Work. It never fails to produce some fun answers. You can read some good ones here, here, here, or here.
Last week I didn’t plan far enough ahead, a lapse in motivation, and ended up skipping “Questions I Asked My Kids” in lieu of just telling you some of the funny things they’ve said over the last couple years. Today, I bring back the post with some fun questions for them to answer that will make you laugh. Or at least breathe out of your nose really hard.
1. Tell me a Joke.
Crash: Q: What grade do you learn the Dark Force?
A: The Sith Grade!
Bang: Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana head!
2. Did you have any dreams last night?
Crash: I was playing with my friend and there were a whole bunch of Sponge Bob’s attacking us. Then my friend turned into a zombie and was on my back. I went to the brook and there was a button hanging from a vine. So I pressed the button and I exploded.
Bang: I had a dream but it’s a secret. You gotta guess what it is. I put flames on my 4 wheeler and they were real flames and they made it speed speed speed faster than an airplane. Then my girlfriend from Wall*E (Eve) had a super slow 4 wheeler and it turned into a little bit speeding and it passed my 4 wheeler. I pressed a blue blue button and it turned into a lamp post.
3. What do you wish you could get paid to do?
Crash: Eating cookies.
Bang: Paid to have a pet sheep.
4. We’re going to make a new animal by combining two. Which two do you want to combine?
Crash: Pig and lizard called a pigzard.
Bang: A cow and sheep.
5. Where in the world do you want to go?
Crash: Legoland
Bang: Toy’s R Us
6. If you got to be dad for a day, what would you do?
Crash: Eat as many cookies as I can
Bang: Make a mess
7. If you were a hamster, what would your name be?
Crash: Luke (Skywalker)
Bang: Googlehead
8. How old were mom and dad when you were born?
Crash: 28 or 30
Bang: fifty two hundred
9. What do you like to do best with mom and dad?
Crash: Jump on the trampoline in the summer
Bang: Play plasma cars with you
10. What is something mom and dad always say to you.
Crash: “Hey Buddy” and “no”.
Bang: “You can eat lots of cookies.” (I DON’T SAY THAT!)
You made me laugh …
@dixita011 from
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We’ll consider it mission accomplished 🙂
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“You can eat lots of cookies.” Ha! He’s good.
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No sure where he pulled that from. He was stuck on his brother’s earlier answer of what he would do if he were dad for a day. Goofball!
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I love how he says “I had a dream but it’s a secret. You gotta guess what it is” and then precedes to tell you the entire dream! How do you remember their dreams word-for-word. Are you recording their answers? They are pretty in depth responses. Your boys have very active imaginations. 🙂
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The answer to his dream was actually two parts. The first part was the secret. Then I asked his big brother the same question. After he heard his big brother’s answer, he then told me his dream. I was sitting here typing his dream as he told it to me. Their imaginations are incredible!
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Good choice of Calvin and Hobbes usage. 🙂
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I ❤ Calvin and Hobbes. We have a pretty good collection of his books. Bill Waterson created an incredible character with him.
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Definitely. I was happy when my oldest got into C & H.
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I abhor knock-knock jokes. They’re huge around here right now.
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Round here, knock knock jokes usually don’t make sense but we laugh anyway.
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Ha ha! Funny kids you have got 😉
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Like a barrel of monkeys ’round here.
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I take it your boys like cookies? 😄😉
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Whatever would lead you to believe that? :p
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Nothing like a child’s humor and their cute laughter. Contagious.
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It certainly is. Even if you have to read the same page 100 times and they as hard at the 100th time as they did the first.
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Creative minds. They must take that after dad. LOL On the other hand, I’m not sure you could make that up if you tried.
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I’m amature creative. Their creativity is major league. I couldn’t do what they did no matter how hard I tried.
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Reading about what your kids dream about, why do they sound like potential action movies? LOL Another funny post!
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Because they themselves are always in action. Whether they really dreamt this or not, it’s still fascinating to what and hear them tell it.
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Had a good giggle here! And I so love Calvin & Hobbs…
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Sith grade is a GREAT answer! Lol. I’d love to be paid eating cookies too. And sleeping. Definitely sleeping. 😁
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He was proud of that joke and couldn’t wait to tell us that one when he got home from school one day. I would love to get paid to eat cookies. But, really, how many cookies could we eat before we never want to see another one?
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You have point there, Eric. Probably need a quota system – eat 10 cookies per day and get some monies. That’ll work out. Different cookies everyday! 😉
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Piece work… pay depends upon how many cookies you eat 🙂
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That works!
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The questions and answers are wonderful. Kids give the best answers to even the most serious questions. Thank you for sharing.
Stopping by from A to Z: M for Magic Mike
Shari
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I love asking them questions. It gives me their perspective of the world. Thanks for stopping by!
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