My Ark is complete. The animals were loaded two by two. Here we are in the backyard…
As you can see we’re flooded. Okay, so technically it’s not that bad. But remember when I showed you our forecast and it said rain until Wednesday? Now it’s going to rain until Saturday. That’s 8 days of rain. It hasn’t been on and off either. It’s been steady, beat the windows, drown a fish kind of rain. I think I’ve got swamp foot.
I’m going to worship the sun when it comes back.
The rain has now overstayed its welcome so I will now poke fun at it. Perhaps if it sees it’s unwelcome it’ll pack up and move out.
Jokes on you, rain! (Thanks jokes4us.com)
Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo’ Drizzle.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR
Q: What’s worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: with a rainbow.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.
Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.
Q: When is Monday coming?
Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.
Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9
Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.
Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I’m going to pieces.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.
Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation?
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets
Q: How do lightning bolts flirt?
A: They electrocute each other
Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
Q: What do you call a months worth of rain?
Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
Q: Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain?
A: She was waiting to cash her rain check!
Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?
Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm?
A: “You never know how many inches you’ll get and how long it’ll last.”