For A Good Laugh Posted on March 21, 2017 by stomperdad 20 Q: Where does a pirate go to drink? A: A baaaargh Q: What do pirates see in the night sky? A: A Staaaargh Q: What do pirates drive? A: (not a caaaargh) A boat Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A: A buckaneer