It’s little Friday also known as Thursday. It’s kind of like being Friday’s little sibling. The boys have touched wet paint no less than four times today. They were given explicit instruction to stay out of the kitchen. It’s getting a new color. Eucalyptus green. I fully expect hungry koalas to show up any time. We’re on phase two of the kitchen makeover. We repainted the ceiling for phase one. Phase three will be to paint the cupboards. The boys want their rooms painted, too. That’ll be phase four and five. Follow me on the Insta to track our progress. You’ll even find DW climbing on the counters! And here I was hollering at the kids to get down!
1. What animal would be fun to shrink to the size of a dog?
Crash: A whale
Bang: Elephant
2. What animal would be fun to grow to the size of a dog?
Crash: An Ant
Bang: A mouse
3. What ice cream flavor do you wish someone would invent?
Crash: Dragon’s breath
Bang: M&M, Caromilk, Chocolate bar ice cream with spaghetti
4. How many kids do you wish mom and dad would have?
Crash: 2
Bang: I’m not sure you would like this but 18. 8 girls and 10 boys.
5. Tell me a joke.
Crash: Why can’t you write with a broken pencil? It’s pointless.
Bang: What’s the car behind the engine of the train? The Coal car. What is coal? “Tender and Chooosy!” (tender because that’s what a coal car is called and choosy instead of juicy)
6. What three things does a parent need to be?
Crash: Kind, loving, and patient
Bang: Grown up, a hero, and, a mother and father
7. What are you most scared of?
Crash: Death.
Bang: A haunted house. That’s the only thing I’m legitly scared of.
8. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Crash: Working at Hasbro making Beyblades
Bang: Dog washer, and a builder.
9. What would be a cool job for dad to have?
Crash: Astronaut
Bang: A train engineer
10. Did you have any dreams?
Crash: Me and some of my friends had a beyblade arena from the show and had third evolution beyblades and we were having a battle royale.
Bang: Mario Bros! Remember when I dropped the tablet down the stairs, I was pretending Mario dropped it and the screen turned green. Then the whole world turned green! Then it said “The End”
Feel free to orgasm the day away!
All In A Dad's Work 
Cute answers😊 I think I’d like a dog sized elephant too😎 Not so keen on dog sized ants.
10 boys and 8 girls😱 There’s a challenge, Dad!
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That would be fun to have. Both boys answered that but I made the oldest change his answer 🙂 No thanks on 18 kids. 4 could be fun, but I like my 2 and that’s enough!
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A dog sized elephant would be so adorable! Sounds like your home improvements kinda parallel ours. We did the painting the kitchen cabinets (and omg, did I mess up on that by not sanding and priming) and then painted the boy’s room.
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Wouldn’t a dog sized elephant be fun? Yep, our painting project is just like yours. Kitchen, cabinets, and boys rooms. Then we’re painting hallways! (I’d rather not, but they really need it)
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Bang had me until ‘spaghetti’.
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I k ow for a fact he would not eat spaghetti ice cream.
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