I’m certain I probably did this as a kid too, but as an adult it drives me mad. lol I remember I was visiting my aunt once and her youngest kept running in circles around us and making these annoying noises, so without breaking eye contact with my aunt I wordlessly snatched him by the back of the shirt while he was running by, wrestled him to the ground, and sat on him. lol He kicked and screamed and wiggled while my aunt and I continued to talk like nothing was happening and eventually he just wore himself out and lay there until I was ready to let him up. XD
These all made me guffaw. They’re also good for any day of the week. I may or may not (but probably may) have muttered “Now I know why animals eat their young” within earshot of the urchins.
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I don’t have kids, but well, these were hilarious! so for all you parents out there…look at these and giggle!
Somehow they try to convince us they’re not doing what they’re doing while we watch them doing it. It’s like an alternate reality. Perhaps it’s just Fake News?
Love the “oh no, I’m raising a politician” one LOL
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It’s so true.
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I fell ya’, Brother. I sooooo feel ya’.
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We’re never alone in this parenting gig.
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I’ll be waiting for an answer on that crockpot wine thing 😀
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I’ll post my results once it works. Don’t hold your breath, though.
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A woman made wine in her instant pot. There is hope!
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Brb. Gonna find that one. That would be amazing!
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while I think everyone would find some humor in these, only parents would truly understand
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Parents and perhaps babysitters.
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I like the “I interrupted her every 11 seconds until she cried” one. lol
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The youngest almost did this to me yesterday. Trying to talk to DW and he interrupted me every 7.5 seconds. I almost cried! 😀
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I’m certain I probably did this as a kid too, but as an adult it drives me mad. lol I remember I was visiting my aunt once and her youngest kept running in circles around us and making these annoying noises, so without breaking eye contact with my aunt I wordlessly snatched him by the back of the shirt while he was running by, wrestled him to the ground, and sat on him. lol He kicked and screamed and wiggled while my aunt and I continued to talk like nothing was happening and eventually he just wore himself out and lay there until I was ready to let him up. XD
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HAHAHA That’s hilarious! I think I’m going to have to try that technique.
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These all need to be Tshirts. They would become my new mom uniform.
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I would totally wear the one about getting a dog 🙂
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Yes! I need a new mom uniform🤣
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It’s Thursday, not Tuesday. I’m guffawing all the same. That’s Big G laughing. That second one though. That’s my favorite.
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These all made me guffaw. They’re also good for any day of the week. I may or may not (but probably may) have muttered “Now I know why animals eat their young” within earshot of the urchins.
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Great stuff!
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Thanks!
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love these
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Oh brilliant! The “you touched it last” had me laughing for 5 mins! 😆 Took me a while to get through this post. 😂
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Just one of the gem we play to determine who’s turn it is. I thought the one ws one of the funniest! Good to see you ’round here, Ann!
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nice compilation!
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Thanks. 😁😂
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Lol spot on. Love these. “ you touched it last….”
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Thanks! That one was funniest to me, too. The games we play to figure out who’s dealing with the offspring…
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They are hilarous! I don’t have kids but if I did well, we wont go there hahaha!
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Glad you liked them! 😁
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Good day
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😀
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lol you touched it last
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I’ve been tempted to use that one myself in public 😁
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🤣🤣 good laugh
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Thanks! I’ve been tempted to use that one myself in public. 😁
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I finally have a reason for my son not to sleep with me! Brilliant!
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In parenting all’s fair. Especially when it comes to monster.
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loved the foul language one!
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Parenting involves swearing whether it’s out loud our in our head. Thanks for stopping by!
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nice ones :-), thanks for sharing…….
also appending for ur read “10 Facts from Survey: Are Grandparents acting as Parents for the 2nd time?” https://southasiafasttrack.com/2018/06/07/10-facts-from-survey-results-are-grandparents-acting-as-parents-for-the-second-time/
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You’re welcome. Glad you liked them!
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Love them! I have kids of my own and the politician one is exactly how my household goes! 🙂 Makes me feel like I am the one going crazy.
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Somehow they try to convince us they’re not doing what they’re doing while we watch them doing it. It’s like an alternate reality. Perhaps it’s just Fake News?
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😂😂😂 Yes I have 5 small ones so we have a whole fake news media frenzy in our household.
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HAHAHA 😀 😀
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