Have you ever longed for bedtime? Not for yourself, but for your kids. PLEASE! Can it be bedtime now? I know they have only been home from school for 17 seconds, but can I send them to bed anyway? Getting in the truck to come home from school Crash hit Bang on the head with the truck door (accidentally) when he was trying to get in his brother’s side of the truck instead of his own. At home, I send them outside to play since it was sunny and warm. Crash took my GoPro with him to video himself skateboarding. Bang runs into him with his bike and breaks the frame that holds the camera. They come inside because apparently it’s no fun outside without a camera. So they try to play inside but all we hear is “Watch me.” “Watch this.” “Watch watch watch.” We watch some, but they certainly don’t need an audience for everything they do.
It’s 9:34pm. Guess where they finally are? You can probably tell from all the silence around here…
As always, feel free to ask your heathens these questions. Just be sure to tag me so I can read their answers.
1. What are you good at now?
Crash: Playing Beyblade, snuggling stuffies, and being annoying
2. What will you be good at when you grow up?
Crash: Taking pictures like a photographer
Bang: Serving pizza, which means I’m being a chef
3. How old do you wish you could be?
Bang: Nobody can live this long but I want to be a million
4. What 3 things would you take to a deserted island?
Crash: Video games, infinite food, and everything required to survive in the wild
Bang: Some food to eat, a ginormous jug of water, and some dessert – ice cream
5. The world just turned into Legos. What do you build first?
Crash: I don’t know, but I would build lots!
Bang: I would build a giant Lego person
6. Did you have a dream last night?
Crash: I had this one crazy dream that me, my friends had Pokemon and they weren’t just cards, they were real Pokemon. We battled for a long time and it boys vs. girls and one of the girl’s Pokemon scratched me and I used Sing and her Pokemon fell asleep. And this is craziest part… My teacher and brother show up to make another team! My team won, though.
Bang: Nope, I stayed awake all night. I just laid there with my eyes open like I do every single night.
7. What 2 animals would be funny to combine?
Crash: Dinosaur and a pig
Bang: A moose and an elephant and it’s called a mooselephant
8. What is your favorite word?
Bang: I like to say dab
9. What is love?
Crash: It’s family and stuff, like girlfriends and boyfriends and husbands and wives
Bang: I love mom because I fell in love with her but I don’t know what it means to fall in love
10. What’s your favorite game to play in gym class?
Bang: Hockey and soccer baseball (aka kickball)