January was a slow month. It only had 9 posts. February will be different. I’ll kick it into high gear. Or at least a couple gears higher. Preferably not reverse or neutral. But I’ll save those stats for Monday’s State of Blog Address.
As for tonight, I’m going to enjoy the silence that is as sweet as the birthday cake flavored ice cream I’m eating. The kids are finally in bed. Putting them to bed is akin to wrestling gators. The gators don’t like it and by the time you’re done you’re both lucky to have survived.
But for now, here are a few laughs…
1. How old is the Earth?
Crash: Over a million years old, that’s for sure. Probably over 10 million years old.
Bang: 6 million 10 hundred years old
2. What’s the worst thing about being sick?
Crash: That I have to have a box of tissues by my side as a friend
Bang: Barfing a lot and it doesn’t feel good on your throat
3. What’s the best thing about being sick?
Crash: That Dad lets you go on his computer for 3 or 4 hours.
Bang: You get to stay home and not go to school
4. What should we do this weekend?
Crash: Go to Belize like a girl in my class
Bang: Get pieces of metal and wood and dig in the basement to make a Beyblade Burst arena
5. What two animals would you like to combine together?
Crash: An elephant and a pig
Bang: A cat and a sheep
6. What was your favorite part of the book “Wonder”?
Crash: When he was going to dress up as Boba Fett or when went on the field trip.
Bang: When Amos knocked over Eddie because Eddie was being mean to Auggie
7. What would you do with a million dollars?
Crash: Take a trip on a Disney Cruise
Bang: I’d buy a lot of puppies and a lot of cats
8. How many M&M’s can you fit in your mouth at one time?
Bang: Probably 2 million 3 hundred but I wouldn’t because I want them to last
9. How do you know you’ve met the one you want to marry?
Crash: When the he likes the she and the she likes the he
Bang: Because they’re pretty and she thinks you’re pretty and your boyfriend and girlfriend
10.What does it mean to be married?
Crash: To start a family
Bang: When you kiss and stay together forever