I think I can let the cat out of the bag now. My parents are joining us for Christmas this year! They are serious about their traveling. Hence they left at 2:30 in the morning so they could drive for about 14 hours in one day. They have stopped for the night and will be here around lunch time tomorrow. To say that I’m excited would be an understatement. The boys know nothing about them coming. It has been so hard keeping the secret, but the secret is safe. Just before they get here we’ll send the boys to DW’s mom’s (three house up the street). We got a refrigerator box to wrap with Christmas paper to hide them in to surprise the boys. I can’t wait to see their reaction. You will get to read all about to tomorrow. There will be video, too. Now to get these questions done and get a bit more cleaning done!
1. How can you tell if two people are married?
Crash: If the girl has a ring or you catch them kissing. Actually, no, they may not be married.
Bang: I hear a big kiss happen… it’s really loud
2. What do mom and dad have in common?
Crash: You both fart, have glasses and Fitbits
Bang: You both have really hairy legs and you both wear jeans a lot
3. When is okay to kiss someone?
Crash: Either at a marriage or anytime after that or shortly before that
Bang: When you’re getting married or under a mistletoe
4. How do you make a marriage work?
Crash: Don’t make your gf/bf angry before you’re married because then it’ll be cancelled
Bang: Just like them and want to live with them forever
5. How many elves does Santa have working for him?
Bang: 7 billion
6. What is Santa’s favorite food?
Crash: Most likely cookies
Bang: meat pie with tomato soup and garlic bread
7. Why did Dad marry Mom?
Crash: Because you love her and she’s a good helper and looked like she would get her kids to do stuff.
Bang: Because you were both pretty
8. Why did Mom marry Dad?
Crash: Because she loved you and you were funny and cool
Bang: Because she thinks you’re handome
9. What’s the funniest thing that you have ever done?
Crash: At school yesterday there was a sing-a-long with Christmas songs with a teacher who could play guitar and we made a remix and it was funny
Bang: I drank mom’s really thick, gross coffee milk (35% heavy whipping cream)
10. What is something we should do over Christmas break?
Crash: Go sledding and use my skis for my scooter
Bang: Build an igloo if there is snow