At it’s roots, this is a parenting blog. More often than not I write about the joys and frustrations caused by the two creatures my wife gave birth to. I love those heathens, even when I’d rather they take a long walk off a short pier. In the words of Homer:
I want it all: the terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy middles…
I chose to make this blog mostly about parenting mostly because it’s what I know, mostly. I am certainly no expert on the topic. I’m not even an expert on parenting my own kids let alone yours and everyone elses. Kids provide an endless supply of stories, laughs, tricks, techniques, and thank-God-they’re-finally-in-bed. So I have plenty of material to share with you. Whether it’s about stupid, straight brimmed hats, places we visited, or answers to many, many questions, you’re bound to find something useful. Since I handle most of life with humor, I make sure to add as much of that spice as I can.
I have almost no idea what I’m doing.
I know I’m not the only daddy blogger and that’s okay. I’m glad I’m not alone. It means I get to look at what other dads are doing like a cheat sheet in Home ec class. I’ll show you my answers if you show me yours. Come to think of it, it’s okay to work in groups. It’s encouraged, really. We all want what is best for our kids, so why not cheat a little and look at what others are doing?
My kid is being an arsehole. Is it just a phase and how do I make it stop?
My kid won’t stop dabbing. Should I put him in a straight jacket?
How much wine will I need after today?
There are as many ways to parent as there are kinds of parents. Helicopter. Snow plow. Crunchy. Free range. The whole continuem between drill sargent strict and hands-off lienient. Breast fed, bottle fed, spoon fed. You know which one is best? Which on should we all be?
We all should be the best we can be. We should be the kind of parent that raises compassionate, educated, healthy human beings. Whether you live in a shack in the woods with no electricity or the penthouse suite on the 25th floor, just be the best parent you can be. Know your child and make decisions and saccrifices in their best interest. You’re not their friend. You’re their mum, their dad, their legal guardian.
Parenting is not a democracy, it’s a dictatorship. Set rules, set boundaries. Lord knows there are plenty of both out in the big, wide world. Follow through with consequences. Lord knows the big, wide world will do that, too.
But don’t forget to laugh and laugh loudly. Act silly and dance in the kitchen or the living room or the bedroom. Or dance in the bath tub until the smoke detectors start blaring (Yes, in our house, that is possible. It’s been done). Sing loud and sing proud.
So don’t come reading this blog looking for parenting advice. It only looks like I know what I’m doing because you never see all the edits, corrections, the behind the scenes action. I call myself a guru in the parenting world on the basis that others seem to think we’re doing a great job. We’re gurus. I’m also clueless. I mostly have no idea what I’m doing, why I’m doing it, or if it’ll make things better or worse. In the words of my wife’s Uncle Bud,
If clues were shoes he’d wear clickers on his socks.
P.S. While I’m out looking for clues you can find me on Facebook, Instagram, and Twitter.
I read for the laughs. Parenting is incredibly hard. My oldest is turning 21. I think I’m going to make her a photoboard and pin on it a letter she wrote me years ago telling me I’m a cool mum π may be I should remind her that π
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That sounds like a sweet idea that she’d love (or be embarrassed by, which is good, too) They always need reminding of our coolness π
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Definitely . She better like it. Already costed me $72 and an afternoon at Spotlight π now I’ve got to put it all together . Might need to spend more money too π
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Parenting is one of the rewarding, challenging things I think anyone can do
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All we know about parenting is how our parents parented us (and what we read on FB). It is most definitely rewarding and challenging (more rewards and fewer challenges would be nice, though).
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I just want less strops.
When he was younger, we would have strops because he had no socks on then strops because he had socks on.
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There are stops for everything including not enough chocolate chips in the pancake and the wrong color underwear.
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oh yes the wrong colour underwear, that is a good one, and then they decide that in fact the one they want is the first one that started the strop in the first place
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EXACTLY! Which 9 times out of 10 is the pair WE picked out for them!
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the just love to take us to the brink of madness and just as we are going over the edge they give us the biggest hug
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I love your parents posts. We all parent differently its awesome to see everyone’s different way of raising and disciplining children. My bubby isn’t going to preschool this year π next year he’ll go to K!!! Yay!
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Thanks! It’s always interesting to see how parents handle the various situations kids induce. Almost time to “kick him out the house” to pre-k!
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Preschool he didn’t get accepted in π
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325 days and counting!
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Is it bad to count down days? LOL!
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Never. Count downs are awesome. Especially to the first day of school π
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I know I counted down this year and they said no see u next year.
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You took all those words right out of my mouth, Eric! I couldn’t have written it better. Clueless as hell. Can never claim to be an expert! And we learn.
Straight jackets would be a good option. Then hang them on the clothing line. π€£
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We’re not exactly clueless, we just don’t if what we’re doing is working. Straight jackets and a clothesline would be ideal some days!
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Some of it seemed to be working; until it stops working which then got us clueless again. LOL
Orange glasses suits you, Eric!
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It’s all trial and error. Lately, for me anyway, it seems to be more error. Eventually we get all figured out. But by then the challenges and the rules have changed. Orange is my new black π
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πππππ I used to tell them when they were younger and misbehaving I’d put them into one of those big donating bins to people with no children π
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That’s both brilliant and hilarious. Donate them!
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Hahahhah! That’s a gem! :p
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Hehehe it’s funny because they were really scared of the bins π
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I love it when other parents admit they’d like their kids to do something like walk off the end of a pier some days. Makes me feel human for feeling the same way some days.
Amen to just feeling our way through this job!
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It’s frustrating to anyone whose kids enjoy testing. Some days we just want to stick them on a plane or a helicopter or a box and ship them somewhere far away.
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Better yet, the parent can hop on an airplane for somewhere far away … somewhere tropical….. π
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Outstanding idea.
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Parenting with humor is the only way to go. If you don’t laugh, you’ll cry and all that.
A relative who is somewhat familiar with my current blog suggested that I write a book with parenting advice. It was all I could do not to laugh, since I don’t have a clue any more so than the next person! π
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I bet we could write a book on what NOT to do in parenting… The best we could on parenting advice is how we parent our kids. I’m pretty sure no one wants to read my book on that. You’re right… if you’re not laughing your crying because sometimes parenting sucks.
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haha! I love you admitting that you have almost no idea what you are doing. Same here. I cringe when I hear that the mother knows best – do we? Does anybody? ;D
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I think a more appropriate saying would be “Mom guesses best”. All we really have are guess. Maybe they work, maybe they won’t, but judging from past experiences we have no idea π Thanks for stopping by!
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