Tomorrow is Friday, y’all. Bring it!
DW and I are headed to a party tomorrow night, too. Date night! Bring it, too!
1. Where is the most awesomest place you have been?
Crash: I would say LegoLand but we’ve never been to LegoLand. So I’ll say The Cottage at the lake and Shining Waters (water park)
Bang: The hotel in Truro- it has an amazing pool
2. What do you want to be when you grow up?
Crash: Either an engineer or a racecar driver
Bang: A builder and a maid
3. Did you have any dreams last night?
Crash: I’m sure I did. Hold on… I’m 105% sure I did but I can’t remember it. I completely forget
Bang: Nope
4. What is something you would like to learn how to do?
Crash: Get free stuff from Amazon like a fidget spinner
Bang: Wiggle my eyebrows
5. Dad wants to get a new job. What job should he get?
Crash: A Clown! Just kidding… Baseball player for the Orioles.
Bang: Working at the grocery store
6. Mom wants to get a new job. What job should she get?
Crash: A mechanic
Bang: Putting tires on old cars
7. What would be a fun flavor for toothpaste?
Crash: Potato chip
Bang: Banana
8. If you could fill a pool with anything fun to jump into, what would you use to fill it?
Crash: Sprinkles
Bang: Pretzel sticks
9. How far away is the sun?
Crash: 14,376 miles away
Bang: 13,000 miles
10. What age do you wish you were?
Crash: 18, because it just feels like a good age
Bang: 703 so I could work more jobs and be even smarter
All In A Dad's Work 
So they want you to either become a clown or work in a grocery store (let’s ignore the baseball player part) and your wife to be a mechanic or putting tires on old cars… hmmm… what does that say about the two of you…. I’d say your wife pretty much rocks… well you too of course 😉 Women-Power in da house! 😉
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We all know she’s the best in the house 🙂 Mom is the bomb!
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Moms are the bomb in general but I think you Dads are pretty awesome too 🙂
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Hehehe that’s funny . I think they think you’re funny . I don’t think they thought about how it would hurt being in a pool with pretzel and sprinkles😂
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They do think I’m funny 🙂 Potty humor goes a long way with boys. They didn’t really think the pool bit through. My wife answered Jell-O. She understood.
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Bang had it until he suggested banana-flavored toothpaste.
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We tried to talk him into banana chocolate chip toothpaste, but he was content with just banana. Wouldn’t catch me using it!
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What is it with these fidget spinners?
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They were designed to be a tool to help those with AD/HD. However, everyone thinks they’re “cool” so they all want one. They are kinda fun to fidget with, though. Unfortunately, they’re also a distraction.
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That fidget spinner is a thing now isn’t it! Such a rage (I hv succumbed to it :p. I mean for the kids!! Hehehe.)
Enjoy your date night!
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It is a thing. I’m sure it’s just a passing fad. Once everyone has one they won’t be cool any more. We haven’t succumbed yet. But I’m sure we will. He won’t be taking it to school!
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Sounds like Crash is dropping hints 😀 My stepmom sent a picture to me tonight of my dad and my 27-year-old stepbro having a contest to see who could spin their fidgets on their nose the longest.
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LOL That’s too funny. Oh, his hints are not very subtle. Crash was telling me about spinning a friend’s spinner on his nose at school. The many talents they have! We should call the circus and them know about all these clowns running lose.
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LMAO to all of these!!! Especially “105%”…!!!
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I’m surprised he didn’t throw a “literally” in there.
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That would’ve been too much!! I can’t wait to hear that come out of my kids’ mouths … because I certainly say it a lot! Oops.
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We’ve stopped him from using incorrectly. He would tell us “I literally laughed my head off”. Uhhh no you didn’t 🙂
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Oh wow… so true! I think we all literally need a grammar check …. 😀
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After reading my last response, a grammar check would have been ideal! LOL
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“I would say LegoLand but we’ve never been to LegoLand.” “Builder and a maid” Trust me when I say you cannot take a sip of coffee before reading the answers to these questions! xoxoxoxo
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I suppose I should start putting a disclaimer at the beginning of these 🙂 Glad you laughed. Mission accomplished!
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