1. If you were to make a new flavor of potato chip, what flavor would you make?
Bang: Strawberry apple
Mom: Asiago something
2. If you create a new baseball team to play the Orioles, what would their name be and what colors is their uniform?
Crash: The Benchwarmers and they’d be light brown and white
Bang: Their uniform would be yellow and black and white. Their name would be The Jeffy Bronze
Mom: [stares blankly]
3. If you had to change your name to something in this room, what would you be called?
Crash: Janigle (one of his stuffies)
Mom: George (as in Curious George)
4. If Canada were to make a new coin, who’s face should they put on it?
Crash: My own
Bang: Pop Pop’s
5. Would you rather have 4 eyes or 4 arms. Why?
Crash: 4 arms so I could do the dishes faster (he doesn’t do dishes)
Bang: 4 arms so I can floss my teeth faster
Mom: 4 arms so I can get more done
6. What would be the coolest why to go to school?
7. What would be the grossest jelly bean flavor?
8. If you had to describe yourself with one word, what would you NOT use?
9. What song do you want to listen to in the truck?
Crash: That song on Google Play music that made us laugh (it was on Ini Kamoze station, but I have no idea which song or who sings it)
Bang: Here Comes the Hotstepper
Mom: Play that Song
10. What animal would be funny to bring into our house?
Crash: Elephant because when he sits on the couch he’ll break it
Bang: Another Piper (quaker parrot)
Mom: Monkeys who fling poo at Hubband