My Ark is complete. The animals were loaded two by two. Here we are in the backyard…
As you can see we’re flooded. Okay, so technically it’s not that bad. But remember when I showed you our forecast and it said rain until Wednesday? Now it’s going to rain until Saturday. That’s 8 days of rain. It hasn’t been on and off either. It’s been steady, beat the windows, drown a fish kind of rain. I think I’ve got swamp foot.
I’m going to worship the sun when it comes back.
The rain has now overstayed its welcome so I will now poke fun at it. Perhaps if it sees it’s unwelcome it’ll pack up and move out.
Good bye!
Adios!
Au revoir!
Totsiens!
Tot ziens!
Auf wiedersehen!
안녕
Jokes on you, rain! (Thanks jokes4us.com)
Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Hail!
Q: When does it rain money?
A: When there is “change” in the weather.
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
Q: Why does Snoop dog need an umbrella?
A: Fo’ Drizzle.
Q: What do you call it when it rains chickens and ducks?
A: Foul (fowl) weather.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs.
Q: Where did the meteorologist stop for a drink on the way home from a long day in the studio?
A: The nearest ISOBAR
Q: What’s worse than raining buckets?
A: Hailing taxis!
Q: How can you wrap a cloud?
A: with a rainbow.
Q: What goes up when the rain comes down?
A: An Umbrella.
Q: What do you call two straight days of rain in Seattle?
A: A weekend.
Q: What is the Mexican weather report?
A: Chili today and hot tamale.
Q: When is Monday coming?
A: MonSoon!
Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
Q: What does daylight-saving time mean in Seattle?
A: An extra hour of rain.
Q: Where do lightning bolts go on dates?
A: To cloud 9
Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.
Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I’m going to pieces.
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other raindrop?
A: My plop is bigger than your plop.
Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer.
Q: What is a queens favorite kind of precipitation?
A: Reign!
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets
Q: How do lightning bolts flirt?
A: They electrocute each other
Q: How do thunderstorms invest their money?
A: In a combination of liquid assets and frozen assets
Q: What do you call a months worth of rain?
A: England
Q: What do you call dangerous precipitation?
A: A rain of terror.
Q: Why was the blonde standing outside the department store in the rain?
A: She was waiting to cash her rain check!
Q: What often falls but never gets hurt?
A: Rain
Q: Why is sex like a thunderstorm?
A: “You never know how many inches you’ll get and how long it’ll last.”
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Sounds dripping wet. One good thing about Melbourne and its crazy weather is we don’t get the same weather for more than 2-3 days . It changes . The bad thing is we get sick easily from the crazy weather hot one day freezing cold the next.
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That sounds like our Sept/Oct. Warm and cold and the kids back to school and the germs grow exponentially. We are dripping wet. It started last Friday and has been raining since and will continue to rain today and tomorrow!
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It’s all year here . In Summer it can be nice and sunny 38C at lunch and a change comes and 18C in the afternoon with rain hail and whatever else. The temp can drop 20 degrees in just an hour or two. That’s why we end up a bit crazy like our weather.
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Wow… that’s quite the change. That happens only on very rare occassions here.
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One good thing your farmers will love a good soak 😊 eventhough it sound miserable.
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I’m not really complaining about the rain. I enjoy the rain. The farmers (I used to work for one) love the rain. It’s just tough not being able to kick the kids outside when they go shack wacky 🙂
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Yes the kids 😂 need indoor play centres 😂
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That’s cleverly written – the funny thing about rain, your current rainy situation and your liquid, rein of terror jokes! Monsoon and my plop is bigger than your plop are absolute gems! Thanks for the morning chuckle! 🙂
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Thanks! There were a few puns in there that were amusing.
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OMG, this made me laugh hysterically, thank you. Its been raining here all week and I am over it. us Coloradans love and need our sun.
May you dry out soon!
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So you got everyone of those jokes 🙂 Hope your rain ends soon. I think ours ends tonight and perhaps (HOPEFULLY) we’ll see the sun again tomorrow. Figures crossed!
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Well you lot must have our rain! Here in the SW Uk we have enjoyed v little rain since `March….yes I did say England! The ground is like dust 😒
Great post though. 😊
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It’s all moving eastward so perhaps it’ll cross the pond and wet you down. Weird for England to be dry!
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I know right! We may have a thunderstorm tonight as it’s been 22 degrees today. 😊
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Lucky you. It’s only 8 here. Not raining, just very overcast and everything is still soaked. I love thunderstorms!
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It never rains but it pours.
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We’re finally drying out! The sun came out yesterday afternoon and it’s back out this morning 😀
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Do you really think the sun comes out and goes in? Where would it go?
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It goes in the clouds where we can’t see it 😛
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Does it go anywhere, Stomperdad?
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Yep. It goes behind the clouds. Then it clears up and it comes out from behind the clouds.
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You evidently never studied astronomy. The sun is roughly stationary to our frame of reference. I think most nine years know this. So the sun coming out is a an expression for eight year olds. [I should probably add that I’m having a great time playing the straight man in this dialogue.]
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I’m sorry for stringing you along, Mikealixonline. I have studied astronomy (a bit), I’m a science teacher. I fully understand that “the sun came out” is just an expression. The sun is stationary (for all intents and purposes) and it’s only the clouds that move through our atmosphere. Therefore, the stars don’t “come out” either. They’re always there and they don’t move, either. It’s just the Earth rotating and revolving. Thanks for you explanations. You have definitely been paying attention!
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There’s sunshine after the rain…
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There was sunshine! Then there was more rain 🙂
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Oh no! Hope it is better now 😉
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We had sun yesterday! We’re getting more sun today and it’s supposed to be 26C today and tomorrow! 😀 😀
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Woohoo!
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