#AtoZChallenge – K is for…

Kwestions?
Kwiz?

I could write about kids but that’s so vague I could I could write a book. Or at least a novella. Perhaps the world needs a parenting picture book.

But today is Thursday and I don’t like to break tradition. Neither one of those is a “K” word. Besides, the kids were asking anyway. So today…

 is for knowledge. Not just random useless knowledge like

If all the females in a group of clownfish die a male will change its gender in order to keep its group alive.

There are humans that do that, too. But not because they want to save their species.

Nope, this kind of knowledge is about my kids. It comes in the form of an interview – questions and answers.

1. What makes me happy?

Crash: Drawing with chalk
Bang: When we clean our own messes
Mom: Me. No wait. Running.

2. What makes you happy?

Crash: Pug puppies
Bang: Playing baseball
Mom: Sunshine

3. How do I make you laugh?

Crash: Fart while we’re playing Lego
Bang: Do silly things while you brush your teeth
Mom: Do stupid shit

4. What is my favorite thing to do?

Crash: Watching the Orioles play
Bang: Look at clouds
Mom: I already answered that. Supid question. Running.

5. What is mom’s favorite thing to do?

Crash: Hanging out outside with her friends
Bang: Kiss dad (prompted to say that) 
Mom: Spend nice days next to, in, or on the water

6. What do mom and dad do after you go to bed?

Crash: Play Marbles (board game) and drink wine and have friends over
Bang: Go to a meeting or something
Mom: Eat junk and watch TV (what we do after the kids are in bed)

7. What is my favorite food?

Crash: Salad
Bang: Salad
Mom: I didn’t know you had a favorite. Spaghetti? I don’t know! I was going to say “my lasagna”.

8. What is mom’s favorite food?

Crash: Lasagna
Bang: Pizza – she’s a Lamborghini
Mom: Roast beef, turkey dinner or lasagna

9. What do you enjoy doing with me?

Crash: Spending quality time with you
Bang: Playing Uno
Mom: Star gazing and kayaking

10. What’s one thing you wish you could have?

Crash: The Nintendo Switch
Bang: A million people on my head
Mom: Vacations