I created the first two questions.
The rest were all Crash and Bang. I asked them, “What questions do you want me to ask?” This is what they came up with. Be prepared to be entertained…
1. Instead of building a snow”man” lets build a snow______.
Crash: Castle
Bang: Fort
2. Did you have any dreams?
Crash: I don’t remember
Bang: A secret one
3. Why does coal get red?
Crash: Because it warms up
Bang: Because it gets very very hot when it burns
4. Who is your favorite Pokemon?
Crash: Eevee
Bang: Pikachu. He’s cute.
5. How long is a giraffe’s neck?
Crash: 17 feet
Bang: 50 inches I think
6. Why is thunder loud?
Crash: It explodes
Bang: Air moves very very fast that it makes a noise
7. How many pounds can you lift?
Crash: 80 I think. I can lift my friend so over 100.
Bang: Over 33 thousand
8. What does tax mean?
Crash: Where you pay extra to the government. For every dollar you spend you have to pay an extra 15 cents.
Bang: Giving mom and dad part of our treat
9. What animal can you run as fast as?
Crash: Giraffe
Bang: Cheetah
10. What do you get to eat in jail?
Crash: Hungryman (for our jail, he’s right)
Bang: You get to eat bread
All In A Dad's Work 
Ha ha! Taxes was the best. That quote 😜
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I call it the “dad tax”. They understand it 🙂
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Where do u come up w these questions for your kids?
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Off the top of my head. Except this week I asked them what they want me to ask them, so they came up with the questions this time. They love answering them.
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Sounds like gin!
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Bwahaha, y’all take their treats 😀
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Dang straight we do 🙂 As soon they hear “Dad Tax” they know they’re about lose a piece of whatever they’re eating. It’s a lesson in economics, really.
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Not gin, like fun!!! Lol!
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HAHA You said gin 🙂 The boys enjoy answering the questions. We’ve been doing it at bedtime. I’ll sit on their bed, ask them the questions and type their answers then go to the other’s room and repeat.
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Yeah typo error when I’m tired or not wearing my glasses I can’t see or spell, I don’t drink, I can’t thanks to my wonderful meds!
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Hahahaha… love it… also the quote at the end!
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I’ve seen that one before, but this time it applied directly. And yes. I do make them share a piece of their treat (not always, just sometimes)
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Aww Thanks Sandra. As always, I’m honored to be among great company. I’ll be sure to check out the others…
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These are great questions and I love their answers. I sure wish I could lift 33 thousand pounds!
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Thanks! Imagine what we could accomplish by lifting 33,000 pounds.
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Luv luv loved the ‘tax’ question — and the answers! The Bill Murray quote is priceless too. (He could have been one of your kids! Maybe he could be called Gopher) xoxo
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Crash, Bang, and Gopher… that would be fun. Bang had a new tax this morning when he joined us in bed… he taxed my pillow by using 2/3 of it!
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Hilarious!
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