For A Good Laugh

Q: Where does a pirate go to drink?
A: A baaaargh
Q: What do pirates see in the night sky?
A: A Staaaargh
Q: What do pirates drive?
A: (not a caaaargh) A boat

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?
A: A buckaneer

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20 thoughts on “For A Good Laugh

  1. Ha! That last one killed me!
    Here’s one for you:
    Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
    A: You’d think it’d be “r” but it’s the “c” they love!

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