Q: Where does a pirate go to drink?
A: A baaaargh
Q: What do pirates see in the night sky?
A: A Staaaargh
Q: What do pirates drive?
A: (not a caaaargh) A boat
Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?
A: A buckaneer
All In A Dad's Work
It’s about husbanding, daddying, and a dog.
Ha! That last one killed me!
Here’s one for you:
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: You’d think it’d be “r” but it’s the “c” they love!
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LOL I came across one similar… why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they get lost at C. 😀
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Lol
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Mission accomplished 🙂
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.
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Oh brilliant!! And Johnny Depp makes the best pirate in my opinion. 😊
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So does Keirra Knightly 🙂
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oh yes indeed! How did I forget her. Woman power. 😉
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Ha!!
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As a Pastafarian, this was right up my alley!
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May you one day see the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
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Haha! Captain Jack Sparrow is my fav. Baby Girl runs like him.
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HA! I bet that’s funny to watch!
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Hahahaha. Last one.
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My brother told me that one years and years ago. Had to include it.
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I love corny jokes, so this is right up my alley! Hardy-har-harrrrgh!
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The corny-er the better! There’s one I forgot to tell… Why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they get lost at “C”!
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love it!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.
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Hehehehehehehehehe
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