For A Good Laugh Posted on March 21, 2017 by stomperdad Q: Where does a pirate go to drink? A: A baaaargh Q: What do pirates see in the night sky? A: A Staaaargh Q: What do pirates drive? A: (not a caaaargh) A boat Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing? A: A buckaneer Shout Out:Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)MoreClick to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on Reddit (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Like this:Like Loading... Related
Ha! That last one killed me! Here’s one for you: Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? A: You’d think it’d be “r” but it’s the “c” they love! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply ↓
LOL I came across one similar… why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they get lost at C. π LikeLiked by 1 person Reply ↓
Oh brilliant!! And Johnny Depp makes the best pirate in my opinion. π LikeLiked by 1 person Reply ↓
The corny-er the better! There’s one I forgot to tell… Why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they get lost at “C”! LikeLiked by 1 person Reply ↓
Ha! That last one killed me!
Here’s one for you:
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: You’d think it’d be “r” but it’s the “c” they love!
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LOL I came across one similar… why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they get lost at C. π
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Lol
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Mission accomplished π
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.
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Oh brilliant!! And Johnny Depp makes the best pirate in my opinion. π
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So does Keirra Knightly π
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oh yes indeed! How did I forget her. Woman power. π
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Ha!!
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As a Pastafarian, this was right up my alley!
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May you one day see the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
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Haha! Captain Jack Sparrow is my fav. Baby Girl runs like him.
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HA! I bet that’s funny to watch!
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Hahahaha. Last one.
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My brother told me that one years and years ago. Had to include it.
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I love corny jokes, so this is right up my alley! Hardy-har-harrrrgh!
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The corny-er the better! There’s one I forgot to tell… Why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they get lost at “C”!
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love it!
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What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
Aye matey.
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Hehehehehehehehehe
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