For A Good Laugh

Posted on March 21, 2017 by stomperdad

Q: Where does a pirate go to drink?
A: A baaaargh
Q: What do pirates see in the night sky?
A: A Staaaargh
Q: What do pirates drive?
A: (not a caaaargh) A boat

Q: How much does it cost a pirate to get a piercing?
A: A buckaneer

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Sunny Lanning on March 21, 2017 at 10:23 pm said:

Ha! That last one killed me!
Here’s one for you:
Q: What’s a pirate’s favorite letter?
A: You’d think it’d be “r” but it’s the “c” they love!

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- stomperdad on March 21, 2017 at 10:29 pm said:
  
  LOL I came across one similar… why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they get lost at C. 😀
  
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J. A. Allen on March 21, 2017 at 10:56 pm said:

Lol

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- stomperdad on March 22, 2017 at 5:42 am said:
  
  Mission accomplished 🙂
  
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  - J. A. Allen on March 22, 2017 at 9:58 pm said:
    
    What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?
    
    Aye matey.
    
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Ann GrubbsnCritters on March 22, 2017 at 3:46 am said:

Oh brilliant!! And Johnny Depp makes the best pirate in my opinion. 😊

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- stomperdad on March 22, 2017 at 5:42 am said:
  
  So does Keirra Knightly 🙂
  
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  - Ann GrubbsnCritters on March 22, 2017 at 6:02 pm said:
    
    oh yes indeed! How did I forget her. Woman power. 😉
    
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Faraday's Candle on March 22, 2017 at 10:42 am said:

Ha!!

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uberlegends on March 22, 2017 at 11:44 am said:

As a Pastafarian, this was right up my alley!

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- stomperdad on March 22, 2017 at 12:38 pm said:
  
  May you one day see the Beer Volcano and Stripper Factory.
  
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Anxious Mom on March 22, 2017 at 1:34 pm said:

Haha! Captain Jack Sparrow is my fav. Baby Girl runs like him.

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- stomperdad on March 22, 2017 at 1:57 pm said:
  
  HA! I bet that’s funny to watch!
  
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Elen Grey | Deep in B-ville Writing Over the Garage on March 22, 2017 at 3:11 pm said:

Hahahaha. Last one.

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- stomperdad on March 22, 2017 at 5:25 pm said:
  
  My brother told me that one years and years ago. Had to include it.
  
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SuperMommyofTwins on March 22, 2017 at 4:34 pm said:

I love corny jokes, so this is right up my alley! Hardy-har-harrrrgh!

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- stomperdad on March 22, 2017 at 5:29 pm said:
  
  The corny-er the better! There’s one I forgot to tell… Why don’t pirates know the alphabet? Because they get lost at “C”!
  
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  - SuperMommyofTwins on March 22, 2017 at 7:40 pm said:
    
    love it!
    
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J. A. Allen on March 22, 2017 at 9:53 pm said:

What did the pirate say when he turned 80 years old?

Aye matey.

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amommasview on March 24, 2017 at 7:22 pm said:

Hehehehehehehehehe

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