I highly encourage you ask your spouse these questions. The laughs you get will make it well worth it. I’m not even sure where I found these, but here they are for your enjoyment (and mine).
Q: Would you rather I be completely hairless or as hairy as a gorilla?
A: Completely hairless
Q: What actress would play you in a movie about your life?
A: Katie Holmes (or Emilia Clarke or Megan Fox if Katie isn’t available)
Q: Who would play your love interest (aka, me) in a movie about your life?
A: Kelly Slater or Howie Mandel or Billy Zane (from The Titanic) (she also named Mr. Magoo)
Q: Would you rather our children grow up to be 8 feet tall or 3 feet tall?
A: 8 feet tall
Q: If you had to go a week without your phone, what would you miss the most about it?
A: Wunderlist (our grocery/to do list)
Q: What do you like most that I do in bed?
A: Scratch my head
Q: What was your first impression of me? Did you ever dislike me?
A: My first thought was “Wow, he’s really short.” and “Why’s he’s wearing a trench coat?”
Q: What’s your favorite memory of our wedding day?
A: Seeing how excited you were when the bagpiper piped us into our reception
Q: If you woke up tomorrow as a man, what would be the first three things you’d do?
A: Stratch my junk, play with my junk, and pee standing up
Q: Would you rather use whipped cream or hot fudge?
A: Depends on what we’re using it for…
Q: What do you think is your best physical feature?
A: My smile
Q: What do you think is my best physical feature?
A: Your bum
Q: If you could be on any reality TV show, which one would it be?
A: Gold Rush so I could drive a bulldozer or a big digger
Q: Have you ever obsessed over anything? (toys, movies, projects, people, problems)
A: New Kids on the Block
Q: What were your nicknames growing up, including the ones you didn’t want to stick?
A: Smurfette, Shit-heels, Pissy-Liz, Bimp, Boo, Snugglebum
Q: If I let you dress me, what would I wear on our next date?
A: Dark jeans, brown shoes, and a nice button up shirt (she knows I hate brown shoes)
Q: Would you ever role play in bed?
Q: Yoga pants or skirts?
A: Yoga pants
Q: What song would you sing for your audition on The Voice?
A: As I Lay Me Down by Sophie B. Hawkins or The First Cut Is the Deepest by Sheryl Crow
Q: Is there a food that reminds you of me?
A: Hearty Chicken Bake
Q: Is there a memory you have or me that always makes you laugh?
A: Holey underwear