Ever had one of those moments…
Perhaps it was just a moment
perhaps it lasted all day
or all week
or all month…
I realized this morning that my Taboo Word Challenge list is backwards. I didn’t mean to start the month the hardest word. I got my head in the game now and got it fixed. Check it out… The image is also on my sidebar. Feel free to add it to yours, too.
On another note…
If I’m not entertaining the boys then they are trying to kill each other
by annoying each other to death.
That’s not an understatement either.
Just this morning, after we dropped DW off at work we went and paid for the truck’s license plate registration. The boys were good as gold at the “DMV”.
The minute we walk in the door the little one is jumping on the big one.
The big one is making annoying sounds to make the little one scream.
The little one is screaming because he’s trying to get the big one in trouble
(and laughing when it works).
So I hollered at them…
Told them to get sock and shoes on because we were going to the beach. That quieted them because they were confused.
“Why do we need socks and shoes for the beach instead of Crocks?” they asked.
Then they got in the truck to go, and I hauled them out. I told them we were walking. Confusion set in again.
But at least they weren’t annoying and killing each other.
They eventually clued in that we were going to the across the street beach.
I know what you’re thinking,
“You have a beach across the street? How awesome!”
You can stop thinking it, now. It’s probably not the kind of beach you think it is.
There is no sand, just rocks.
The water is bordered by a dozen industries – NS Power which burns coal, a paper mill, a gypsum plant, a pipeline and terminal for oil and gas which, of course, brings the giant tanker ships.
So it’s not a beach for swimming and tanning and sandcastle building.
But it is ideal for beach glass hunting and metal detectoring. On a previous hunt we found 5 rusty bottle caps and a dime.
So we took a walk along the beach.
The boys walked together. They walked apart.
They walked with me and then they didn’t.
It didn’t matter. We were the only ones there.
Once we were back home though, all hell broke loose again. So I made them lunch and took them to play racquetball. They played for about a 1/2 hour when DW called to tell us she was done and ready for us to come pick her up.
The boys went up to her classroom and were back to killing each other again. This time they were fighting over who was going to get use the paper shredder.
Seriously?
I just now got my 45 minutes to sit and write because the little one is at the neighbor’s house playing with their daughter and the big one is at his grandparent’s for a sleepover.
Can I get an Amen? This adulting thing is frickin’ hard. I’m going to get some wine now…
this made me laugh. hard! i had the most GLORIOUS day while my boys were at school today. seriously, glorious…and then they came home…and i’m gulping down this wine. cheers. xo
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It’s great to revel in other’s misery, eh? 😀 Glad to hear your day was GLORIOUS!
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the little one rolled off the bus and hugged me so tight. it was amazing. 10 seconds later he was complaining about the snack i made him…
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I imagine that is how our first day will go. Excitement will quickly give way to normal life 🙂
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Being mermaids probably would be better than being human adult parents a lot of the time 😛
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Some days I’d be happy to trade my kids for a fish tail 🙂
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Wine helps, too. Or a fancy coffee.
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And I’m still going to beat you with a straw for mixing up the word order 😛
Then you can have the straw to whip those little urchins into shape 😉
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LOL Sorry bout that word mix-up. I still can’t believe I did that. Thanks for the straw to whip the urchins into shape. They won’t be as thankful 😉
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Yeah, well, they’ll thank you in 20 years when they’re principled adults 😉
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That last meme! Hahahaha right after I had my little I told my best friend how to tell if someone is a new parent is if their Google history only consists of the word newborn
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So many of the questions the boys ask I can give a rudimentary answer to. But for a more detailed one I need Google. Not to mention all the “how to parent” stuff 🙂
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Yes, let’s be mermaids! I’m in! Kids are good today, were good yesterday and played with each other all the time after school was done. Waiting for the next day when they are all over each other and I’m about to walk out on them 😉 It will come. I’m getting ready…
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I think it would be fun to be a mermaid and be able to swim all over and not have to come up for air. I guess I’d be a merman. Glad to hear someone’s kids are doing good 🙂 For now.
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Oh it would be wonderful…
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Oh man, How much do I feel you. I seriously looked at my wife this early ass morning and asked “You ever ponder about time travel and radical vasectomies?” She laughed, I shrugged and then thought about which kid I’d miss more, dot dot dot…
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Brilliant idea sometimes! If it weren’t for kids there are certain hours of the morning we’d never see…
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“Parenting is like looking both ways…” — yes, yes, and YES. Maybe it’s end of summer nerves but my kids run crazy hot & cold right now, too.
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I sorta kinda borrowed that one… the one I found said “adulthood is like…” Easy switcharoo there and it works. I’m guessing it’s the end of summer nerves. They know school is coming and they’ve just spent the last 2 months together…
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Ha! You know, I thought that we’d get a pass on that sibling annoying/fighting crap since our kids are 6 years apart, but nope, not a bit.
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I thought 4 years would solve that, too. I thought the older one would be old enough to be a good helper. I thought wrong.
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I feel your pain. Hahahahahaha. Those images after the wine line really made me laugh.
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LOL I usually only end with one quote. But I found a ton and didn’t know which one to choose so I choosed them all! 😀
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Amen! hahah…can’t help but laugh. They always fight over the same things, don’t they. Those darn planes! They never give enough warning! 😉
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Isn’t that the way? I’m always looking out for trouble, but I’m never looking in the right spot. Or I’m looking out for trouble, but trouble finds me 😉
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Isn’t that always? ;p Otherwise, there’d be no fun without trouble!
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