is for peace. That hand sign popular in impromptu photos. Peace out, man. Though no one knows why. V is for victory. That was made popular by Winston Churchill during the second world war.
Apparently in England it’s a rude sign. Again, thank to Urban Dictionary, way back during the 100 years war the French would cut off the middle and index fingers of English bowmen so they couldn’t shoot any more. The English who still had their digits would taught the French by showing those two fingers. Is it really a rude sign in England?
V is for vadelect. As a dad, I sometimes act the vadelect. I make breakfast and serve it. I make supper and serve it. Pour glasses of milk and juice and serve them, too. I do laundry, too. As parents, don’t we all act the vadelect? Perhaps as chauffeur to soccer matches or swim lessons or Wal-Mart. Perhaps as chefs, maids or teachers. My motto is “If I’m going to act the vadelect, it’ll be Oscar worthy.”
Acting the vadelect will only increase my vallidom. And who doesn’t want a bigger vallidom? Naturally, our vallidom isn’t recognized by our kids until they have kids of their own and realize for themselves that a parent’s vallidom is often immeasurable. Can you measure the sacrifices (if you can even call them that)? Can you measure the love, the patience, the pride and all that other stuff that takes too many words to explain? I think not.
As viatores on this journey called parenthood we often find ourselves becoming vinipotes. Ahh, those sweet whites and oaky reds. Those sauvignons, sangrias, shiraz. I’m partial to the reislings and moscatos. I read somewhere that a glass of wine is equivalent to an hour at the gym. I’m not sure how true that is. But I’m willing to try…
I wonder how many reps I could do at one time? In one day?
I hope you enjoyed this brief vocabulary lesson on parenting. Now, if you’ll excuse me I need to vacate this blog. I’m feeling voracious. There will be a spelling test tomorrow.
Vadelect – a servant
Vallidom – worth or value
Viatores – wander or traveler
Vinipote – wine drinker
Yesterday, I compared my face to a refrigerator. Check it out.
No, no spelling test!! 😛
Clever way to work in v words, though. 🙂
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Tomorrow’s post will start with a quiz 🙂 Not a pop quiz though, I’m not that mean.
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It isn’t the most expensive part when they become teenagers
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That would be when the food bill outweighs the wine bill.
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I wish it was the food bill! I’m slowly drained buying phones and gaming keyboards.
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Ahh the electronics. After so much I’ll be telling mine to buy their own 🙂
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I’m not a big wine drinker, but I do like Smirnoff Ice. Vodka! 🙂
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I picked wine because they come in bigger bottles 🙂 Any alcoholic beverage is helpful, though 🙂 Lately, it’s been Canadian Club and Coke for me.
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I’ve mostly been drinking Heineken, since it’s what my mom’s been buying. Also got a bottle of Hakkaizan sake from Japan 🙂
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Very informative! I’m going to use all of those new words with my third graders tomorrow just so they can see how well versed my vocabulary is! (I may not use “vinipote” in school. We don’t want notes coming in from the parents but, I will definitely use it at home later😊)
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If they’re parents like us, they’ll appreciate vinipote because they’re vinipote themselves. 🙂 We get 2 glasses because we’re teachers and parents.
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I like your reasoning…🙃
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Think this is an awesome post. Let’s leave the financial concept out of wine. It’s money well spent and worth every dime and saves the teens depending on the day.
Hopefully that makes sense, lol.
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It’s best for everyone 🙂
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I knew about the English and the V sign. My Mum is a Pom and she was horrified when we did the victory sign as a kid. Never knew the reasoning behind it though. Great post…as usual 🙂
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It interesting to find out the history behind certain things (like the V sign). Especially, the bad ones!
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I’m not sure my Mum even knows the reason behind it. Very, very interesting 🙂
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It’s like the middle finger. Why is the middle finger offensive? No one knows why, but we all know what it means.
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Yeah I was thinking the same thing.
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I used to wonder why my first stepmom would always buy those boxes of wine when I was a kid. I get it now.
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Because you pesky kids can’t break a box of wine as easily as the bottles. Nevermind the cost savings of the box vs a bottle 🙂
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I really should have been saving all the boxes from my wine. I could probably stack them up like giant Legos and make myself a mom-fort in the back yard.
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An igloo of wine boxes. I saw this done with milk jugs. I like the wine idea much better.
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I would certainly rather drink cabernet than milk…
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I’ll toast to that. Cheers!
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Brilliant! Those are really difficult words.Thankfully wine is cheap(er) in Europe! 😜
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I wish that were true here too. Unfortunately its rather expensive. Booo.
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😥 That’s the reason we are moving to Europe. LOL.
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HAHA! I see you have your priorities in order 🙂
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