10 Questions I Asked My Kids

Thanks to Five Little Doves who did a 30 question interview with her kids. I borrowed some of her questions here and I’ll be using more of them in the following weeks. If you have a moment, pop over and have a read. You’ll be smiling and chuckling and perhaps LOLing your way through it.

1. What do mom and dad do after you go to bed?

Crash: Eat chips and do whatever they wanted to do because we’re not there
Bang: Eat breakfast

2. What would you do if mom and dad went to bed and you stayed up late?

Crash: Stay up all night, eat everything, play video games
Bang: Eat chips and junk and make a mess

3. If Dad were an animal, what would he be?

Crash: Shark
Bang: Elephant

4. If Mom were an animal, what would she be?

Crash: Walrus
Bang: A Camel

5. What do you want to be when you grow up?

Crash: Engineer
Bang: A Firefighter

6. What is your favourite food?

Crash: Ice Cream
Bang: Fish and broccoli

7. Who created the world?

Crash: God
Bang: Me

8. What did you dream last night?

Crash: You woke me up, I was 14 or 15 years old, and said “Give me your monkey, you’re too old and don’t need him any more.” The I was being loud and mom made a magic door with her magic wand so she couldn’t hear me. Bang tried to help me get monkey back. He said “When mom and dad go to bed, we’ll get monkey out of the garbage.”

Bang: I dreamed about a cat sleeping on the ceiling. He fell off the roof and onto my bed and he purred in my face and I said “What’s that noise?” and he said meow meow meow. My other one was a cat was driving a train and coal was falling out and he didn’t care.

9. Where does the tooth fairy live?

Crash: Up in the sky
Bang: In the North Pole

10. What makes you laugh?

Crash: When you tickle me and a line from PJ Masks:
“Whatch where you’re going you goof”
“What did you say?”
“Nothing”
Bang: Flopping backwards on the trampoline

This is really what Crash and Bang think is hilarious. They laughed until they cried when they caught this on a commercial