This has nothing to do with parenting.
Or kids. My kids are sick. I’m not going to write about that. Gross.
If you stretch your imagination it has something to do with a Dad.
My dad, specifically. The “Grumpy Frog” (That’s the nickname Bang came up with for him). His name is Mike.
When I saw the Geico commercial and saw that it wasn’t cavemen, I was tuned it. Then I hear, “Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike, Mike.” I laughed.
Happy Hump Day y’all. Hope you’re happier than a camel on a Wednesday!
(If your name is Mike, I apologize)