Last month there were 53,098,938 posts made on WordPress. That’s more posts than there are people in Canada!
There were 43,461,936 comments made on WordPress. Again, that’s more comments than there are people in Canada.
This was from the WordPress stats page I found somewhere on the internet. Unfortunately, I forgot to save the link to prove it.
Anyway, I’ve read many tips on how get some of that traffic to your blog. In a nutshell, here’s what I’ve discovered this year.
Be seen.
If you want people to come to your blog, people need to know about your blog. This would be equivalent to opening a pizza joint, but keeping it a secret. There are more social media outlets than there are pizza joints. Which is a shame because pizza is so much better. Good old Facebook with it’s billion users. Twitter, YouTube, Pintrest, Linkedin, Google+, Flickr, Instagram, Reddit, StumbleUpon, etc… Get your blog out there. Share it!
Been see again.
While social media outlets are a good start, you have to promote your blog by way of promoting yourself and others. Share posts in Link-ups and take part in meet and greets. Reblogs and pingback being the main two ways to share other’s posts with your readers.
Be friendly
When someone takes time from their day to not only read what you wrote, but also leave you a comment, treat it as if they just handed you a fresh from the oven slice of pizza. Thank them, bow to them, and most importantly, respond to them in a timely manner. But not just a “thanks” but make it meaningful. Essentially, hand them a cold Coke Cola to go with that warm pizza.
Be friendlier
Hand someone a hot piece of lasagna. Comment on other’s posts. Find authors who are writing on similar topics or topics you are interested in and comment. Engage. Follow. You’ll be surprised at the the network and community you will build in this manner. Also, when someone follows you, follow them back. I wish I would have learned that one sooner. Lastly, there is more to the blogging world than just WordPress. While the fire inside is so delightful, it’s nice to get out and see what others are up to.
Write write write
Be consistent with your writing. I find the more consistent I am the more readers I attract. And don’t write rubbish. Nobody wants a pizza with rubbish on it. Make it appetizing. Sometimes I have a half baked idea and rather than letting it broil a bit longer, I just put it out there for everyone to see. While some will stop by to see what it is. Not very many are willing to taste it and read it.
Swear
While people don’t want shit on their pizza, they think it’s funny to read
shit they think is funny. If laughter is the best medicine, then swear words are the sugar to help the medicine go down. Science has shown that people who swear are more honest with their friends and family. I read that shit on the internet, bitches! But you need to be tasteful about, too. For example, don’t call your readers bitches. Going to drop the f-bomb? Better use that fucker correctly.
These are just a couple tips to help gain readers and followers that I have discovered this year. I’m still learning. So if you have any tips that are helpful that missed here, please, please, please feel free to share them with me (us).
Happy blogging!
Happy reading!
Cussing when used appropriately can be powerful. For someone foul mouth like me (sometimes), I have try harder not to cuss. :p
On being friendly and nice, just tell them things like bald can be sexy…bwahhhahaa! Now, can I hv the pizza please! 😆
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The pizza is all yours. The whole thing! My wife is an astounding swearer, too 🙂
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Heeheee! Your wife and me would get along just fine. It’d be a hoot! 😀
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LOL I’m thinking you would be great friends.
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I got the swearing down.
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But it’s not gratuitous swearing (from what I’ve read). You’re good at bad words.
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LoL why thank you!
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In my professional opinion, there is no wrong way to drop the f-bomb. 😀
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All though extremely difficult, it can be used incorrectly. “I love f***ing dogs” vs “I f***ing love dogs.” 😀 While if the former is indeed true, it’s still wrong. Very very wrong.
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Dammit!
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instant following back is not for me. If I’m interested into what he/she writes about I will 🙂
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I find (usually) when i follow back they’re more likely to interact with me. If they interact, they’re more like to keep coming back.
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So do you think my blog could be the exception to the swear jar I just put on the counter to curb my potty mouth? 😏
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HA! Yep. There are always exceptions. I don’t recall you swearing in your blog posts, though. 🙂
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It’s usually in the form of #%?*…. Change is good right?
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I blog about my kids and they rarely put me in a position to drop an f-bomb. Other people, well, that’s a different story. Them fuckers got it coming…
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Mine, too, rarely make me drop the F-bomb. Other words? Most definitely.
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Reblogged this on itsgoodtobecrazysometimes and commented:
Here are some good blog ideas, I believe I have been given permission to swear so you can all blame stomperdad 😉
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Thanks for the reblog! Much appreciated!
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No problem, its quite useful as I am planning to swear copious amounts in a couple of posts. Always useful to blame someone else for my potty mouth 😉
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Great advice. Being friendly and cussing is a contradiction for some people.
I know it’s hardly a swear word, but I was wondering whether your typo in the ‘Links’ heading, Bogs instead of Blogs, was an example of your advice. Word association – bog, poo, shit…
Looking forward to reading more of your vulgarity ex 😉
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Stupid autocorrect – last word was meant to vulgarities, but I guess it’s not a real word!
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Good catch! That heading has had a typo for at least 6 months now and youre the first to point it out! Thanks! Yeah, there are some who think swearing is rude. But I think it’s all in context and situation. Thanks for stopping by and joining the “cool kids club”! 😉
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Thanks for the pingback. Way to use those swear words!
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