I snapped, completely lost it. Dad went Bat shit crazy. It very rarely happens, but it happened 2 nights ago.
Let me set the scene for you…
Playing Legos, Bang (the 4 year old) had the wrecking ball from his Lego crane and was playing with it. Crash decided he wanted so he tried to take it. Bang put up a fight and wouldn’t let him have it. I told Crash that it was Bang’s wrecking ball, Bang had it so he would have to wait his turn. I guess he didn’t like my answer because he tried to push and kick Bang. This earned him a time out on the stairs for a while.
Flash forward an hour to bedtime snack and neither one is being a very good listener. They couldn’t get their own yogurt. Bang didn’t want his because it had “chunks”. Crash shoveled his down and I told him to go ahead upstairs and start getting ready for bed. Instead he went to the living room to play with the previously mentioned wrecking ball. Once I got it from him, he started up the stairs but came back down to get a drink of water. A fight ensued over a chair and they were back to fighting.
I snapped, completely lost it. Dad went Bat shit crazy.
Now both kids were crying. One into his yogurt and the other in his room. He shut himself in his room, changed into pajamas and wrote me this note. I found it in the hallway as he slid it under his door.
You can see that I wrote back to him (slid it back under his door, of course). Then he wrote back, again. Fortunately, he agreed with my response.
A few minutes later, while I was helping Bang get ready for bed, this note comes sliding out into the hallway.
There are only two mistakes in his paragraph. He made a backwards “S” in two different spots. The rest of the “S’s” are right. I attribute this to being left handed. Anyway, I’m was no longer a “bad dad”. I wasn’t even a “good dad”. I was awsome! Not sure why. 10 minutes prior I was raging lunatic.
Which brings me to part two. I had just snapped at them. It wasn’t my greatest parenting technique, but it worked. Now we were upstairs getting ready for bed and DW walks in on me reading a book (The Gruffalo) to Bang. He gets furious, cries, and pushes her back out the door. Huh? I’m the one who snapped and got angry, but it’s her they’re mad at?
Was it how I dealt with them after I snapped? Was it the fact that they’re not used to me being the one who snaps? Was it that they were so caught up with me fuming at them that they assumed their mother was, too? She was an innocent bystander merely washing the dishes when all hell broke loose yet she became a “bad guy”. My only thought is that it was me who went up while DW finished the dishes. It was me who calmed them down and played the “slide notes back and forth under the door to each other” game. Had it been DW, it would been me they stayed angry at. They went to bed and woke up in the morning happy with everyone.
*Crash’s note reads thusly:
Dear Dad you know life is kinda good… But it would be better if the world had literally no electronics… Just books, because I know how much you love books.
love love love love you,
Crash
P.S. Bad Dad
Good Dad Awesome Dad!
Bless him ❤️
I think it’s hilarious that your wife was included on the first note! 😂
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I thought it was pretty funny, too. Though I think she was a bit jealous because it was me who snapped but it was her they were mad it.
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I would have been 😀
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Mom is ALWAYS the bad guy, even when she’s done nothing. Dad is always the superhero even when he’s the one who turns into the raging lunatic because that’s USUALLY Mom’s job. 😦
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Mom isn’t the only bad guy. Dad disciplines, too. It’s just that mom often snaps before dad does. They still love you ❤
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This made my day as usual! It’s refreshing to read and relate to someone doing something I have experienced myself. Makes me feel better as a parent!
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Thanks! Glad you liked it. Isn’t it comforting to know that other kids are sending their parents into fits of rage, too?
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Extremely!
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Mom always gets included, although she has nothing to do with the issue. Probably it’s because she did not stick up for her son… she should have. If she would have she would have been bad too. Because it’s not fair either… Kids logic 😉
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I think it was a no win situation for her. They were mad at her because I got so angry at them. Had she stood up for them, they would still have been angry because of the chair they were fighting over. And because no really knows how little minds truly work, everyone gets put on the bad list 🙂
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They were just angry. And they needed to let steam off 😉
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Exactly. They were angry at everyone regardless of who did what.
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Parents…how cool/uncool/cruel/awesome are we?
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I know, right? I wouldn’t have received this awesome note had I not “lost it”.
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thanks for translating the note 😀
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LOL… no problem. His inventive spelling is very inventive.
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